Thank you BBC news for bringing us news about more than Paris Hilton and her ridiculous dog.
I'm going to summarize in the interests of getting right into my rant.
A gay male couple were convicted of "Gay Sex", which is apparently against the law in Malawi. A country where recently a serial rapist was convicted of 9 rapes and given a 5 year jail sentence. The gay couple, got 14. Years. In a Malawi jail. For something that's apparently "against the order of nature".
Which in and of itself is amusing since lions, which live in the country of Malawi, regularly rape other male lions to dominate them. Perhaps the wizened law makers of Malawi should take a lesson from nature...and become extinct.
Look at these two guys. Again, thanks to the BBC for the picture.
How dangerous do they look? Honestly? What, may I ask, are those yokels with no teeth yelling at them? Probably something you'd only hear in and Alabama church...or at a soldiers funeral.
People really need to be hit. Really hard. In the head. With a cricket bat. I have a couple sitting around here with some rather sizable dents.
Instead of jailing a couple gay guys, why not instead spend that money on that patchwork metal roof in the background? Just a thought. There are possibly more important things to be concerned about, both in Malawi and in your own backyard, than a same-sex marriage that doesn't have anything to do with you. As much as I've attempted to keep swears out of my blog posts...this just has to be said;
Go fuck yourself Malawi legal system. Go fuck yourself with a rusty pogo stick. Honestly.
This just in. If you have anything negative to say about same-sex unions...you're probably a repressed homosexual. Nothing wrong with it, just seems a tad hypocritical is all.
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